The Secret to Eating Fancy on the Cheap When You’re Single

The secret to eating fancy on the cheap when you’re single is…truffle powder.

That’s it. That’s the secret.

1.76 ounces of this shit is 25 clams, but you only need a shake, and it makes poor food taste like you’re the kind of person that craps on gold toilets.

Seriously, shake some of this on a 2 dollar bag of popcorn, pour yourself a glass of $10 wine, put on a fancy dress and treat yourself, mama.

You deserve it.

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