The secret to eating fancy on the cheap when you’re single is…truffle powder.
That’s it. That’s the secret.
1.76 ounces of this shit is 25 clams, but you only need a shake, and it makes poor food taste like you’re the kind of person that craps on gold toilets.
Seriously, shake some of this on a 2 dollar bag of popcorn, pour yourself a glass of $10 wine, put on a fancy dress and treat yourself, mama.
You deserve it.